Definitions by phillyfan135

Brofucius

The ancient philosopher who laid the foundations of the bro code. He is very popular among males, and especially lax bros, who quote and refer to him constantly.

Joe: Yo, Louis, you wanna go snowboarding tomorrow?
Louis: I can't, I'm chilling with my girl.
Joe: Come on man, bros before hoes. You gotta listen to Brofucius.

Brofucius by phillyfan135 February 21, 2011