Brian

Likes gay sex, wants to suck off Zachery in an Axel in Harlem fashion.

Hey look its brian

Brian has a hairy asshole

by brianlovesaxel September 5, 2023

Brian

someone with an abnormally small penis

Brian generally has curly hair and is overweight

by Veqzz April 14, 2015

Brian

Better than Paul

I'm glad he's a Brian and not a Paul

by Hellzlifeguard April 2, 2017

Brian

A person that thinks everyone likes him but in fact every employee hates him and has no friends at all

Brian is a fuckwitt

by Douche Bag 123456789 August 20, 2018

Brian

Definition of petty. Gets mad because his friends like people that he doesn’t. Also, is disrespectful and mean to people that try to be there for him.

Don’t be a Brian. Brian’s are awful! Brian’s are are fucking idiots.

by Brian’s are dumb December 14, 2019

Brian

The name of that one kid that everyone kind of knows. Also the name of satans gay child. It could be either. Flip a coin.

Brian showed up and then immediately burned everything down

by Name_definer😂😎😎🤓😜🍍🍑 November 11, 2016

Brian

1) A boy who is crazy about a girl but refuses to make any relationship public. He loves her one day, just wants to play xbox the next day, and the day after that she and her whole family are dead to him. He is inconsistant and irrational. Half the time he doesn't even make any sense. He also doesn't even know how to treat a girl right.

2) A boy who has the ability to be nice but just doesn't feel like it.

1) Girl - Why did you break up with your bf?
Other Girl - He was being a Brian.

2) I'm just so disappointed because my bf's a Brian. He just doesn't care enough to be good to me.

by orangejuiceistheshizz April 26, 2009