Brandon 

A pizza making bitch

Did you see Brandon the other day? I hear all he do is make pizza and sleep.

Brandon by Pizzaboy6 April 20, 2020

brandon 

a guy with a huge dick

Man that guys a Brandon

brandon by brandon14barringer January 18, 2008

brandon 

A guy with a huge dick a very nice personality loves to sing but knows he cant. Has one best friend but loves her for his own. Overall the perfect man!

I would love me a brandon!

brandon by dixon099 March 2, 2009

Brandon 

A complete dickhead

I hate that Brandon

Brandon by Pese January 10, 2016

brandon 

that nigga with tha donkey dick. Loves bitches.

They call brandon "mastodon" cause he got a trunk in the front

brandon by bware31493 October 24, 2009

Brandon 

brandon is the love of my life....

Brandon 'Marry me......"

Brandon by bslove February 3, 2010

Brandon 

a sexy beast with eyes that can hypnotize. yumm!

Wow! That guy must be a Brandon.

Brandon by xmygunxyourfacex October 16, 2009