bowelvoiding

To have a bowel movement thereby emptying the colon.
In otherwords, take a dump.

One always feels better after bowelvoiding.

by jpg3 December 2, 2011

Get Bodied

To be destroyed, physically or verbally.

Guy: *gets spiked by Ganondorf on his last stock*
Everyone: “OMG GET BODIED!!!”

by LordFarquad30 August 30, 2020

Progressive Bowel Movement

Liberals & Libtards that subscribe to the idea & notion of "Progressive Politics" and are still hurt & having a nuclear melt-down because their girl sea-hag Hillary lost the 2016 Presidential election. At present, the aforementioned "movement" can be considered circling the bowl as it were. (Toilet flushing noise....)

You can't or won't admit that you're a regular Libtard but call yourself a Progressive instead? Funny, the progressive bowel movement is going the way of the dodo and printed newspaper there buddy!

by SwimSomewhereElse February 7, 2017

bowiesexual

Only being attracted to anyone who looks like David Bowie, especially if this person loves David Bowie, dresses like David Bowie, or both. Women, gay men, and heterosexual men can all identify themselves as bowiesexual.

Girl: I love your platform shoes! I am bowiesexual, and you are totally hot.
Guy: I am too! You can't deny David Bowie's sexual allure. Wanna make out?
Girl: YES! Can I call you David?

by fromlaandnotproud February 9, 2012

Bodied it

Bodied it is a term that comes from the original bodied, meaning killed or destroyed something. Bodied it means to succeed or nail something, much like killed it for example.

Marvin: how’d you do on final exam Carl?

Carl: I bodied it bro!
Marvin: I’m so happy for you!

by Cursed human February 15, 2020

Runners bowels

(noun) Refers to the unmistakeable urge to to take an explosive shit after ones participation in a running related athletic activity, such as cross country or track. Usually amplified by consuming large amounts of food or water

After completing the marathon, Matt had a bad case of runners bowels and dashed to the nearest port a potty.

by Joshie G. April 23, 2010

bowel towels

Toilet paper.

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.

by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009