Coughing out of Both Ends

When you accidentally cough and fart at the same time.

I was coughing a lot last week, and I accidentally farted at one point. My mother was in the room, so I told her I was "coughing out of both ends" to hide the shame.

by WORGENDK85 February 11, 2013

botd

breath of the dying

diablo ii:lord of destruction runeword

vex hel el eld zod eth
6 socket melee weapons

lol a non eth botd? ill give u an soj for it

by daryl November 18, 2004

BOTD

An acronym that stands for "Benefit of the Doubt".

Child- I'm telling you, I didn't do it!

Father- How can you expect me to believe you when there were al least seventeen witnesses!?

Child- Can't you give me the BOTD?

by Ph0' SHO March 26, 2005

bohd

high as a kite

im bohd as fuk id gaf lul

by chazzymoto September 28, 2013

Bothed

The state of being intoxicated by both marijuana and alcohol in such a way that one's reality is possibly spinning, nausea may set in, munchies may set in, and one may simply pass out.

Damn I'm so bothed right now I need to go lay down dude.

by KyleTheMan621 June 7, 2007

Get you a man that can do both

To be in a relationship when your boyfriend is classy, kind, and deep but thugn it at the same time.

Girl 1: Omg your boyfriend is amazing!
Girl 2: I know, get you a man that can do both.

by CrazyAllCaps December 17, 2017

too long didn't bother reading

Phrase often used on internet message boards to indicate that the poster felt that the previous post addressing him was too long, and therefore he did not read it.

These long posts generally contain a variety of carefully and maturely presented facts on the topic at hand, intended to provide an argument against the poster's views. These posts are generally too long and too content-filled for today's average Joe Internet who is always on the go and never posts more than two lines at a time.

that definition was too long didn't bother reading

by Irving Washington March 30, 2003