nerd with a bonner

When you're into video games and other nerdy things and something is making your dick hard, you become a nerd with a bonner.

(bonner pronounced like bawn-er)

nerd with a bonner here, lookin at naked pics of samus

by Nerd With A Bonner August 12, 2011

Bonar

The ability to sense attractive females in close proximity, usually claimed to be effective regardless of line-of-sight (like spidey-senses). The farther away, the more sensitive the bonar.

One: "Dude, I'm picking Lisa up on bonar, 25yds and closing."

Two: "You have to re-calibrate man, I had a fix on her 5 min ago."

by 5 Mile Bonar February 4, 2009

sex the bonard

a phrase with any number of vague meanings.

1. "Sex the bonard!" -- expressing approval.

2. "Sex the bonard." -- saying goodbye.

3. "Sex the bonard!" -- expressing outrage.

by J. E. Willfred July 20, 2008

crock and bonner

Slang for cock and balls, derived from the clothing brand croft and barrow.

Then she licked my Crock and Bonner!

by Trobb23 November 17, 2006

bonzar

1.When someone is overly excited
2.When someone is taking the piss out of you

Derived from the words boner and zara

1. Zara: ' i got a D in my chemistry test :D! BONZAR!
2. Person A : I jus gt a text! yay!
Person B: Wow, thas amazing(sarcasm). Bonzar.

by Abbas November 26, 2006

bonear

spanish for "to bone"

como se dice "to bone" en espanol?
se dice "bonear."

by bonearemos December 19, 2009

bonner

British English slang for bonnet (American equiv = hood of your car). Listen to M.I.A. "Bamboo Banga"

"Barbarella looks like she my dead ringer
When I'm dogging on the bonner of your red Honda"

by Laccro February 17, 2010