Crusty Bumpkin

Hollie Boukadakis

Quit being such a crusty bumpkin.

by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019

Jizz Bumpkin

One Who Dresses as a Bum'O'Lantern on Halloween Then Starts Masturbating Remorselessly Untill Bleeding Occurs

hey did you guys see timmys costume, he said he was gonna be a Jizz Bumpkin

by DonJuanFranko April 12, 2019

Country bumpkin

A country bumpkin is a country person but who is a bum.

Omg look at that country bumpkin sittin on his couch over there

by Jayde :)))) January 20, 2020

Suburban Bumpkin

A person from the suburbs that is unsophisticated and knows nothing about the country. Slightly more tolerable than a cidiot.

“My suburban bumpkin of a cousin came up for the weekend and thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.

by that country kid March 3, 2021

Drug bumpkin

When you are pooping and the sink is at a perfect height to snort drugs.

That hotel bathroom had the best drug bumpkin setup I've ever seen!!

by Sarcia26 June 23, 2022

Verified Bumpkin

That one internet guy people know. Caused the start of World war 5.

You are such a Verified Bumpkin.

by VerifiedCrims0n July 1, 2022

Country Bumpkin

A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.

(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”

by Richard Bluebahls July 29, 2022