Blonde Hales

A girl who is beautiful with the right amount of sass

Brian called his date blonde hales after she came down in her good looking dress

by Divers burrito March 28, 2015

Bottle Blonde

Someone who is not naturally blonde but rather uses a hair-dye to create the appearance of being blonde. Bottle Blonde's normally have nasty black re-growth which they seem to think looks chic.

You can spot a bottle blonde a mile away

by Dani November 25, 2004

blonde moment

A flash of momentary stupidity.

"I had a blonde moment as I attempted to recall what that little boot-shaped country was called."

by Brie October 5, 2003

Obi Wan Baloney

Someone who speaks of something they know nothing about as if they were a Jedi Master.

<Obi Wan Baloney> You should be careful when doing barrel rolls - it could disturb the yeast.
<Chuck Yeager> Thanks, I'm trying to reduce my bread intake anyway.

by Mark Shackelford November 19, 2007

aeroplane blonde

a girl who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'

There goes another aeroplane blonde!

by rukker April 21, 2006

Blon

Good/Cool/Great

Thats totally Blon

by PattsyB July 28, 2011

suicide blonde

"dyed by her own hand"

That chick isn't for real... she's a total suicide blonde

by HVR June 5, 2005