Biatch

A substitute for bitch when you dont want to say ir

Heather is such a biatch

by katie c July 18, 2003

Blatch

One who dedicates one's self to a particular sport to such an extreme it becomes annoying.

John: Yeah, I went to baseball practice yesterday. Did you?

Alex: Of course! It's only the best sport in the world! In fact, I just ordered three jerseys off of a baseball equipment website, and I subscribed to three wooden bat magazines last Monday. I'm still looking for an outfielder's glove and a catcher's mitt, though.

John: Dude, chill. You such a blatch about baseball.

by El NiNO ~ DABLE January 26, 2011

botched

to fail completely at something or get owned in one way or another

While jamie was walking he tripped and fell and got botched big time

by Lethalyuh May 10, 2010

twilight biatch

A twilight is a emo biatch.

All bitches are going crazy over the twilight books and movie and shit.
But twilight is such a bunch of whiny emo biatches, what ever happen to badasses vampires? now all they do is complain about their feelings. And what about vampires don’t fry in sunlight anymore! So instead of frying in direct sunlight, they sparkles unnaturally like small sad diamonds, shit! Thank goth that robert is a pretty shining disco bowl or else i had left the cinema on a drop of a hat. Yea i haven't read the books, but fuck those damn books! Stop readig that shit. Use your own fucking mind and make up a better story. I fuck the teenage romance between a 100-year old pathetic vampire ass and a 17-year old frikkin emo kid.

MARIA: "BUHUUU BUHUU!!!!!"
ESTER: "You are a twilight biatch"
MARIA: "shait!"

by †reptilicus† March 16, 2009

Batch Monkey

(n.) Commonly used to describe disgruntiled business owners that are unaware of the procedures needed to be taken in order to get paid from a credit card terminal, software, or POS device...

Most people who are "Batch Monky's" tend to believe that if they pay a monthly fee to run credit cards, it's everyones else responsibility to make certain they get money in THEIR pockets.

-- "You guys have no idea how to do your job, I haven't gotten a deposit in 3 weeks!! WTF is wrong with you assholes. I WANT MY MONEY NOW!! I pay you guys every month, WHERE'S MY MONEY?!"

--"Well, sir/ma'am it's standard credit card processing procedure that you close your batch every evening after business, you're missing $34,596.94 as a deposit?! Simply close your batch!"

--"No one told me that I had to do that! Okay, I'll press the CLOSE BATCH button next time, THANKS... Goodbye"

--"Thank you for calling anyway...(click) you Batch Monkey Ass MothaFucka, do MY job. Heh!"

by ALKAIZER June 25, 2009

boathouse doobie

having a joint ontop of a boathouse or somewhere random where nobody can bother you.
usually said in the evening

matt: hey henri fancy going for a boathouse doobie
henri: yer but adams been there all nite

by homebrewed July 16, 2009

Skink batch

A clever way to insult somebody, especially a slutty girl. You can't get in trouble for this because teachers are so wrapped up in useless shit (see algebra) to realize that is you reverse the vowels in both words, you get Skank Bitch.

Kid: Leslie is such a skink batch.
Teacher: What's a skink batch?

by Losti March 21, 2005