blueberry muffin

When a girl wears clothes that are too small, particularly jeans. Tight jeans push up the fat on her hips, which spills over the sides of the pants like the top of a muffin around the wrapper.

Also called cupcake.

by The Singing Butler July 26, 2005

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bluetard

A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.

"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."

by Blaise fucking Armstrong June 23, 2007

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blueberried

after your girlfriend sticks some blueberries up there on a hot summer day and leaves 'em there for a day til they jam up then squeezes them on your face.

"ay? you hear tom's girl blueberried him yestahday?"
"yeah! I heard she raspberries too!"

by InsertItalianGirlsNameHere April 21, 2010

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blueberry balls

when you think you are going to get some and you don't.

Paul: "Yeah man, I have blueberry balls because of last night. We were in my bed and I couldn't get her to take her pants off"

Andrew: "Real bummer man."

by Paul Borah June 28, 2006

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Bananaman and Blueberry Girl

A synonym for the most perfect pairing ever. Usually used to indicate that the said couple in question are having a lot of wild and kinky sex. Often associated with growls and giggles aplenty.

Those two rabbits over there are at it like Bananaman and Blueberry Girl

by Blueberry Girl December 3, 2009

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