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To be high while working in a vape shop
"My dude Kevin gave me the wrong juice because he's blaved at work"
blaved by Poko276 June 20, 2017
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Ranboo my beloved” “yes, Ranboo is my beloved.”
Beloved by ButterWentDark June 6, 2021
Ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag.
The salesman was so rude and obnoxious that I would have hit him with a blivey if I'd had one.
blivey by Debbie123 April 12, 2007

Angry Blofeld 

Much like an angry pirate, executed during fellatio the male will pull out his member before ejaculation. Jabbing it firmly into her eye, this will give her the black eye-patch look of the 'Angry Pirate'... Unlike the Angry Pirate the male must have a Prince Albert piercing to execute the 'Angry Blofeld', when jabbed in the eye the woman will receive a scratch as well as the bruising. This will leave the angry woman looking like the scarred-eyed James Bond villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld (the one with the cat/ Doctor Evil/ Scar from The Lion King).
Well i wanted it to be special so i tried the Angry Pirate on her... Unfortunately i left my cock piercing on so it ended up a nasty Angry Blofeld...
Angry Blofeld by Totalplonka August 1, 2010
it is an Australian term 4 a male but it certainly does NOT mean he is drinking or that, that is all he does.
bloke is used in the same way as guy, man, boy, male.
it has NO particular reference other than denoting gender.
I AM AUSTRALIAN, I SPEAK FROM YRS OF EXPERIENCE
see that bloke over there he's got a .....
the bloke in the blue shirt is the 1 your looking 4.
that bloke in the corner is a dead set wanker.
blokes by Glen February 6, 2005
A bodyless head with spiky blond hair and black feet.
Blode was standing aroun. His brain was completly empty and he was completly happy
blode by Andrea January 3, 2004