bitchfork

A fork with a bitch on it. Can be used for sexual pleasureful acts, threats, looking like an idiot on the corner of your road, or getting your anger out. The fork can range from the size or a toy fork to the world's biggest fork. The bitch can range from a polly pocket to a 5623896534756 pound woman. Having a man on the fork is strictly prohibited.

1.(appears at someone's house with bitchfork) You did not come to our meeting spot to dye my hair pink you twat! I was you in the fecking cold for an hour! And you didn't show up! BAAH Dye my hair pink now or have this bitchfork at your house forever!!!

2. Oh yeaaah you bitchfork that's the spot

3. I had such a bad day today! Good thing I have this bitchfork to take my anger out on *shoots in kneecap*

4. *doogy humps bitchfork on corner of street*

by JeffypillGordyPie February 24, 2008

Bitchback

Bitching disguised as actionable feedback

I was hoping to get some useful criticism in today's meeting, but all I got was bitchback.

by cnguye October 13, 2008

Bitchard

A lame ass variation on the name Richard, normally used by a punk-ass freind,relative or companion to pick on or make fun of that person generally coming at the most inconvenient or embarrassing time possible. In fact not being very funny at all nor very clever in turn sort of makes the user of this word somewhat of a "bitch"!!!

Richard; u guys are stupid shut the hell up, just leave me out of your nonsense!
Asshole buddies;why what's the matter "bitchard"are you pouting??
Richard; maybe but seriously you guys are fucking lame for real!!

by Finerpipeliner86 April 8, 2010

benchmarks

Those suspicious white stains that you see on park benches after one of the_real_thraxz's busy nights on the town.

Jim: Good game lads, now let's sit on this bench to have a drink and cool down.
Jake: Eugh, what's that suggestive white fluid on it?
Jack: I think Thraxz's been doin' t'milk rounds for a bit of extra cash.

by A friend March 19, 2004

Bitchcake

a person who is a COMPLETE and utter ass, with the added comfort of cake

person 1: Did you see that guy? he totally flipped off that old lady!
person 2: yeah, what a bitchcake

by yourworstnightmare334455 February 27, 2011

bitchmailed

{bich}{meyld}
verb

1) The act of receiving a nasty email/letter/text/tweet/voice-mail/etc.
2) Getting blackmailed by a bitch
3) Term for a message that should have been communicated face-to-face that is received via another means

- My boss just bitchmailed me again.
- You've been BITCHMAILED!
- That bitch just blackmailed me!

by BitchMailed September 2, 2011

Bitchcake

A person who is a bitch but is loved dearly

Kaylee is my bitchcake and I love her so much.

by piercetheoh December 5, 2014