Brenden Bernard

A man who was killed lethally on December 10,2020 for a crime he committed in 1999 and it was voted to not lethally inject him when he was sentenced but the TRASH government in the United States did it anyways

Rest in brace Brenden Bernard

by Ladybug6 December 11, 2020

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Aline Bernard

Aline Bernard is a state of mind. One who is "Aline" is one who is a genius. "Aline Bernard" refers to somebody who achieved something of high (ACADEMIC) standing, or is proven/proving to of done something completely new that requires a lot of effort, understanding, and intellectual capability.

Wow- that project is actually Aline Bernard level

by BEDAR May 20, 2022

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Bernards Middle School

Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.

“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.

by hardboi February 03, 2020

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Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.

Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about

by MFG.24 June 06, 2025

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Tam Bernard

Tam Bernard is a fake! A giant cock driven by a smaller cock attached half way down. With a dodgy accent, he thinks he’s funny and full of anecdotes but he’s just drunk!

Tam Bernard is a fake name

by Sweethomealagrandma November 24, 2021

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