A dumbass black man who looks like Hitler banged the fuck out of harriet Tubman and they had a kid with a birth defect. Also replies "because I'm black" to everything.
Bentley is retarded.
by Bentskee December 10, 2019
its my name
by bentley tran February 01, 2022
by bentrlee November 24, 2021
Picture a man who's basically Harvey Specter's long-lost brother, minus the lawyer fees. His communication style is either sharing his thoughts like he's being paid by the word (he talks a lot about business), or he's doing his best impression of a mime. There's no in-between, think Schrödinger's conversationalist.
Here is my favourite part, Bentley is the kind of guy who'll ask for your opinion on which road to take, he'll ask you for the source, accuracy and whatnot, nod thoughtfully, and then cheerfully drive in the complete opposite direction. Nothing personal, it's just Bentley being Bentley.
Yes, you might need to explain about the definition of emotions to him like you're teaching advanced calculus to a lion, but trust me, it's worth it. After all, who else will keep you warm with their fiery temperament while simultaneously playing it cooler than a penguin's pantry?
Here is my favourite part, Bentley is the kind of guy who'll ask for your opinion on which road to take, he'll ask you for the source, accuracy and whatnot, nod thoughtfully, and then cheerfully drive in the complete opposite direction. Nothing personal, it's just Bentley being Bentley.
Yes, you might need to explain about the definition of emotions to him like you're teaching advanced calculus to a lion, but trust me, it's worth it. After all, who else will keep you warm with their fiery temperament while simultaneously playing it cooler than a penguin's pantry?
I love you Bentley, most ardently.
by Bentleyisexy July 23, 2019
Random kid: “Yo Bentley Mwanja, is the baddest kid in school, I heard of you say his name 3 times he gets excluded and has to find a new school!”
by Unknown kid in Bentleys school February 08, 2025
no.no.no.no.no.no im sorry but no
by thegingerravioli June 14, 2022