GOML because you're NOML

Get On My Level Because You're Not On My Level.

You suck at this game. I'm better than you. Get better.

Hey noob, you suck, GOML because you're NOML

by Amburrr January 18, 2009

because I said so

Some bullshit excuse yo mama use to make you do shit.

Mom: Go do them dishes. Y/N:Why? Mom:Because I said so.

by ThatRedDragon July 31, 2021

because god hates noobs

The answer to a question you don't know the answer to. Trust me it works.

Cisco Teacher: David, can you please explain why you should send out an ARP request every time you renew your IP address on a class C network?

Me: ...because god hates noobs!

Cisco Teacher: 10 points on your next test as a bonus!

*we start making out(shes a chick btw, and super fine)*

by *insert middle finger here* June 22, 2006

Because I bought the bracelet

When you buy a generic bracelet made of some rubber-like material that comes in different colors. These usually have words on them like "US ARMY" or "HOPE".

I can laugh at autism, because I bought the bracelet.

by Amounonys June 28, 2010

because we're cool like that

A term used to describe why you did something with your tight-ass bud, or to explaing why you are always together, or to explain why you are always with that person.

Mayn, why you always be trippin wit your boo?

Because we're cool like that.

by Joel Gonzales January 15, 2005

Just because I can

1.the excuse for anything that was either stupid random or both.
2.why I'm writing this definition

Why'd did you smoke that weed right in front of a cop
Just because I can
Really?!?

by They Chick Sitting Over There May 23, 2016

Because I said so

An intellectually dishonest response used, usually by parents, to justify making a child comply with an ostensibly irrational directive which the child finds objectionable or in an effort to terminate an argument they find inconvenient. Anyone who makes this argument demands respect while not giving it. They will not tolerate temper tantrums while having them.

If your only reason is "because I said so" a child over a certain age should refuse to accept the reasoning. This reasoning is insulting and bullying and is only used to defend a position that makes no rational sense.

Children are capable of critical thought at a young age and usually will listen to sound argumentation.

Kid: "Mom, why should I do objectionable order?"
Mom: Just do it.
Kid: I just want to know why. It doesn't make sense.
Mom: Because I said so.
Kid: I know what you said, I just want valid reasons.
Mom: Because I said so.
Kid: You're being intellectually dishonest.
Mom: Flips out.

by anonymous March 30, 2023