beard braces

Something extremely lame, like, as lame as a 28 year old guy with braces on his teeth and a beard on his face.

Dude, are you going to the Weird Al concert this weekend?

No way man, it's gonna be total beard braces.

by Associate in Charge July 27, 2010

Piss-bead

Term invented at Reading festival 1998. Refers to when a gentleman fails to shake excess urine from his penis, instead putting his manhood back into his pants. As a result, urine dribbles through the pants onto the trousers in a circular/bead-like shape. Most noticeable on chino-style trousers.

" ere john, there's a fair few piss-beads on your strides"

by Tawdry quacks October 16, 2013

Butt Beard

The long strands of hair that surround and in some cases are found on and in the asshole.

Eric has such a long Butt Beard that he has to have it groomed once a week by a veterinarian.

by TheButtBeard219 February 9, 2015

Sweet Beard

A terrible collection of what seems to be facial hair hanging off the face some poor misguided douche bag.

Hey Jimbo, sweet beard!

by 4orty April 14, 2011

beard-on

The practice of reality TV pseudo-celebs, primarily on the Discovery Channel, using product in their beards to give the appearance of a long, hard, straight beard, resembling the male mammal penile erection in appearance.

Neil: "Did you catch all those beard-ons on Discovery last night?"

Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."

by BADxKARMA February 19, 2013

suicide beard

(n.) - Thick, usually ungroomed facial hair grown by an individual when he has ceased to care about life or the consequences of his actions. Suicide beards represent an outward gesture of inner anguish and usually follow traumatic, life-changing events, such as winning the popular vote in a Presidential election, but losing in the electoral college, or witnessing one's beloved dog punted off a bridge by a rogue motorcyclist and subsequently losing one's job as a network news anchor.

Ron Burgundy grows a sweet suicide beard and wanders the streets of San Diego drinking warm milk from a carton.

by Super-Extra August 6, 2007

Epic Beard Man

The 67 year old ex marine that beat the crap out of a younger man who didn't know when to shut his mouth as seen on the youtube video AC Transit Bus Fight.

Locations of his bag are still unknown.

Did you see the epic beard man in that video? That'll teach you to respect your elders.

by epicbeardman February 17, 2010