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Basket Grab

When your husband works hard all day long even though his boss is a dickhead and you make him feel better by cupping his balls with your hands.
"Welcome home, Steve. Thank you for working so hard especially since you have to deal with Ken, your dickhead boss all day long. How about I give you a basket grab to make you feel better?"
by Basket Catcher December 28, 2016
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Wiener Basket

The skin that holds the testicles.
It's so hot out, my Wiener Basket is sticking to my right leg.
by BTshooter February 7, 2012
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Boomer Basket

From 2005 to 2008 Chrysler offered the PT Cruiser in a convertible form. Much like the Bitch Basket (the Volkswagen Cabriolet), it has a structural bar across the center of the vehicle resembling the hoop-handle of a picnic basket, thus making the PT Cruiser a basket for carrying boomers.
It's a nice day out so my parents are going to put the top down in the boomer basket and go to Chili's.
by Guyon December 9, 2022
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Lotion Basket

Male Masturbation Technique.

The man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs, performing the fruit basket or the Buffalo Bill Tuck, and jerks off by repeatedly pushing the penis backwards and then letting it release back forward until reaching orgasm (putting the lotion in the basket). This act may be performed standing (the Transgender Soldier) or laying down (Jelly Side Up or Jelly Side Down).

See also: Fingerwank, Mangina, Manjina, and Steve Irwank.
"My inner thighs are really chafed right now because I've been really bored and the only way I jack off is by doing the Lotion Basket."
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Scat basket

Generally used to describe a dog that eats it's own poo.

Can also be used to describe a human that includes pooing and peeing into their sex life.
Can you believe sparky ate his own poop? What a scat basket

Greg took a shit on Jen's chest. Can you believe she wanted it? What a couple of scat baskets.
by poserXposer January 18, 2019
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crash basket

Surprising, forceful delivery of an item into an unexpected oraface, resulting in pain or euphoria. Results depending on giver or receiver. Dilly Dilly!
When Terrance did that backflip off the bed, his foot went right in my crash basket!
by Felicia and Rogue Boner June 6, 2018
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Washing Basket

Elite weapon for stealing pelvis and kneecaps
Person 1- washing basket?
Person 2- e
by Gena March 8, 2021
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