A close cousin to the dingleberry, butt crack barnacles involve small fecal matters that cling to the equator of anal shrubbery during the defecation process. Such large-scale delinquent turds have most often been cited in the human male species, although felines and canines are often privy to butt crack barnacles as well.
"I thought that Daisy's litter box needed to be fumigated, but turned it out was just my butt crack barnacles."
by Killface Jarvis February 25, 2009
Get the Butt crack barnacle mug.Labia, the ladies' clam.
Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,
Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,
"Eat that beef barnacle like you would a twinkie, hey where's the cream filling? Ahhh there it is." *gurgle*
by freedomfighters June 30, 2008
Get the beef barnacle mug.John: "Dude did you know theres a test today?"
Eric: " Really man?"
John: "Yea!"
Eric: "shid nickel barnacles!"
Petunia & Patootie
Eric: " Really man?"
John: "Yea!"
Eric: "shid nickel barnacles!"
Petunia & Patootie
by Moneyyy23 September 1, 2010
Get the Shid Nickel Barnacles mug.by Fearman September 26, 2007
Get the billions of blistering blue barnacles mug.Someone who "locks down" to a machine, vehicle, door, pipe, window etc., usually for political reasons. A barnacle attaches itself and is difficult to remove. This term is especially used by groups of professional activists.
"Who are the barnacles for this operation?"
"Let's go with John and Jane. They're eager, and have no priors."
"Great, I'll start prepping the lock boxes."
"Let's go with John and Jane. They're eager, and have no priors."
"Great, I'll start prepping the lock boxes."
by 65hsml3t November 20, 2014
Get the Barnacle mug.by HeidiAnton July 28, 2015
Get the Barnacle mug.by Drfrankenstoner August 7, 2015
Get the Cock barnacles mug.