baltimore crab cake

A sexual activity in which the man powders his balls with Old Bay spice, and then lets a woman go to town on them.

"I can't believe I don't have Old Bay all over my face after that huge Baltimore crab cake!"

by little_bit_of_red September 10, 2009

Baltimore sleigh ride

A police tactic for meting out street justice to uncooperative suspects whereby the subject is shackled, but not seat belted, in a paddy wagon. The van is then driven wildly to throw the subject violently against the walls of the van.

The guy was mouthing off to me. I had to give him a Baltimore sleigh ride.

by Ted Bellicose May 2, 2015

Baltimore

The city in Maryland that's bashed repeatedly on this site by those who have never been there before. One can easily travel through the East Side of Baltimore with no problem at all: black, white, man, woman. What's more, bands frequently play in the neighborhoods that you fear the most, and they manage to lug their instruments back and forth without any mugging/robbing attempts whatsoever.

We do have the STDs and weed, though.

I walked up and down North Avenue with twenties hanging out of my pockets, and nothing happened to me.

by Fuck a Bitch May 13, 2005

Baltiless, MD

The true name of the city of Baltimore, MD. Baltiless is known for absurdly high rates of murder, poverty, and heroin addiction. The also have an aquarium that is fun to visit when you're high on dope.

Baltiless, MD is a suckass city.

by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

balto

1. Leader of a sled dog team a long time ago who led the team to get an antitoxin back to nome to cure a diptheria epidemic.

2. Movie made in the ninties based on a true story. Stars a
Wolfdog named Balto who doesn't know what he is.

A russian goose who is Balto's mentor.

A hot dog named Jenna who is Balto's girl friend.

Two polar bears - muk and luk

Steele - A sled dog leader who wants nothing but glory and hates balto.

and many others

I remember when Balto led came to Clevland, little timmy!

When can we buy Balto, the best movie ever made, on dvd? This tape sucks.

by master stghm April 4, 2004

Baltimore City Transfer

The sexual act of a woman blowing a man and then transferring his load from her mouth to his mouth through a kiss. The load is then spit into the womans vagine by the man.

Last night Ricky was really on his game! He remembered the final step of the Baltimore City Transfer!

by filthyg May 29, 2011

Baltej

Super handsome and attractive guy, easygoing, loves to laugh, and makes everyones day better. Definitely want to be friends with a Baltej.

"yo who's that guy over there?"
"that's baltej, sickest guy i know."

by yuppies with the puppies November 19, 2021