Baloney Bonus

The act of wrapping your johnson in lunch meat before putting on a condom in order to give her that extra bit of girth.

It was my girlfriend's birthday yesterday so I hooked her up with a baloney bonus when she got home from work.

by Baloney Bonus June 28, 2012

Baroned

Losing a race at the very end after being so far ahead.

The hare got Baroned by the tortoise.

My Aces just got Baroned by 10s.

by e72 September 28, 2012

Bloner

A blowjob given to a flacid penis to achieve a boner

I was so drunk last night that I couldn't get hard, luckily my GF gave me a bloner

by Mike Melton (aka your dad) April 7, 2015

baloney slices

Big, wet stains under your arms, on your shirt.

Wow, did you see the baloney slices on that guy. A Drew and Mike -ism from WRIF Detroit.

by Mike in Milford July 23, 2006

Bare Baconess

Derives from the term Dance like Bacon,used to describe someone who cannot dance

dance like bacon

This term covers all areas

The date was Bare Baconess

The man is Bare Baconess!

Her Weave is Bare Baconess

Her dress is bare baconess

by The WTC August 25, 2008

balonga nipples

a woman that has nipples the size of a piece of balonga

this bitch took off her bra, and she had some nasty balonga nipples

by spltbird November 25, 2002

Bloner

A line of cocaine snorted from the surface of an erect penis.

The back of the toilet was too disgusting so I invited my boyfriend back to do a bloner.

That homo always dreamed about doing a bloner off a black cock.

After two martinis, that chick will be asking you for a bloner!

by Akosh April 23, 2009