Bacon

The food of the Gods.

Poseidon: "Hey Zeus, what're you cookin' for dinner tonight?"

Zeus: "Bacon, of course."

by Jimgaffigan January 25, 2010

Bacon

An unfortunate typo of the phrase, "back on," in which the k and the space are omitted accidentally.

"don't worry man, I'm bacon.

by Badgerglue March 11, 2009

Bacon

Made of nasty pig innerds, contains huge quantities of fat, and is cooked in its own grease. The best stuff on earth and a friend to all mankind.

Nigel: What is this heavenly, crispy substance?
Porter: That be the bacon, fool.

by Slayer0 April 1, 2010

Bacon

(UK) prison slang for pedo

Yo that guy over there he's a bacon ima cut him

by Nan yeeter May 6, 2019

baconicity

the intensity and clarity of the bacon essence. this can be compromised by adding the bacon to a dish, thereby masking the full rich flavour of the bacon, losing some of it's baconicity.

Adding cooked bacon to mac n cheese is terrific, but the cheese sauce makes it lose it's baconicity.

by IamMuffles June 29, 2017

Bacon

Bacon is a salty cut of a pig. It is sometimes put in bread for a sandwich.

The bacon was very salt so Jack had to have a drink after his sandwich

by Bob the binman October 12, 2019

Bacon

An edible food. Despite being named "bacon" its actually cooked. And despite cookie being named "cookie" its actually baked.

I ate a bacon for lunch yesterday.

by deware April 12, 2023