Baby

The biggest, most painful, and worst STD in the universe. Tormenting and expensive, the baby gives people a reason to check their condoms for holes.

In a woman, the first symptom of a baby is pregnancy.
In a man, it's a huge "MY LIFE IS FUCKED."

Wife: I'm pregnant! we're going to have a baby!

Husband: the worst STD of them all!? FUCK MY LIFE!

by sushisue January 9, 2010

babis

A young or small child.

Ausher laughed at the seventh grade babis because he was only four feet tall.

by Anthony Ausher April 24, 2008

babie

babie means someone thats adorable, usually used in stan twitter. someone who is being cute, acting soft or a particular way. 🥺🥺 can be used to describe someone who is babie.

me: oh my god sadie sink and lilia buckingham are so babie

by godoyourhomeworkclown October 19, 2019

baby

Average human male in denial

1.It ain't me, Babe.(Dylan)
2.It ain't my babe.(Spermdonators anonymous)

by Felisol March 7, 2005

babi

Babi’s are hooootttr guys who have LOTS of MONEY. They are similar to sugar daddies, but are wayyyyy better.

Who is that hot old man?? 🥵

That’s Dan, he’s a babi.
I heard that babis give lots of money. 🥶🥶

by antandecSNLtakeway March 20, 2020

baby

(1) throwupmobile as in throwing up for every occasion

Damn that baby barfed on me again.

- a coin drops blaaaahhhhh
- a car drives by blaaaaahh
- a hobo asks for money - blaaaaahhh

by CobraBytez December 1, 2003

babies

horrible little creature things. words cannot describe how i hate them. wah wah, crap crap, cry and shit/puke in your face all day. i personally hate them with a passion.use a condom, use a pill, anything. and if an unwanted child does get conceived - get an abortion. it is not worth it. as the world is over populated already, were all just killing ourselves with these fucking 'babies' ...

"stop making babies"

by babies hater December 8, 2006