Bruno Mars

oh yes, the Bruno Mars. I mean who can hate him? it's simple, no one; in fact, if you hate him and say "you like Queen, the Beatles, Shawn Mendes or related" (only if you hate him) but it's contradictory. He may not be extremely hot like Shawn Mendes or Paul McCartney, but he has talent like them... even you have a song for each specific situation! also, he will bring you (if you're gen z) childhood nostalgia
boy 1: bro how do I tell my girl (who wants to leave me) I still love her?
boy 2: bro airdrop or send her the link for it will rain, you know, that song from Bruno mars!

boy: so... how can I tell my crush I like her?
girl: simply sing just the way you are, the success rate is 90%, I cant guarantee that though

California gurls: heyyyyy, were going to tell our parents we today we don't feel like doing anything

their best friends: they will understand if you pull an "I just want to lay in my bed"
the gurls: ayeeee following Bruno Mars, that's an epic win
by marielsitaa June 23, 2020
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dog bruno

Very cute adorable dog named bruno. Will sometimes bite you but will be cute.
Lexy: aww hi bruno the doggo!
Bruno: woof:)
Lexy: your so adorable dog bruno
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Bruno Mars

A really good singer
he was featured in B.o.B's song "nothin on you"
he is an awesome background singer and writes his own songs unlike others
Have you heard that song Nothin on you?
Ya it features Bruno Mars, hes great
by reallybaked512 June 18, 2010
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Bruno the Trashman

Bruno was the orange gut who carried Oscar the Grouch's trashcan around on Sesame Street
Bruno the Trashman carries Oscar over to the other Muppets
by Superfool December 06, 2010
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Bruno Mars

Bruno Mars is the definition of sex.
by Julie345 October 16, 2010
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bruno slap

When you slap your hoe in the face with your foot long megalodon dick, perfectly timed with the Bruno Mars song “Treasure”.
Bro I Bruno slapped that bitch in the face so hard she got a black eye!
by Bush Lord 69 420 June 27, 2019
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Bruno Madrigal

Someone who has a 7’ frame, and rats along their back.
A: Did you watch Encanto?
B: Yeah, Bruno was being such a Bruno Madrigal.
A: tru
by Leviathong March 18, 2022
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