Bonkers

when you want to do the freaky thing someone asked but you’re scared and don’t wanna say yes directly

do you wanna come over tn?

BONKERS

by yung weasel July 9, 2023

Bonkers

When the bonkers are bonkers so the bonk bonks

The bonks were crazy last night and it was bonkers

by biggiecheeseundergroundrapper June 12, 2023

Bonkered of the yoinky

Severely affected by alcohol or other substances

Are you all bonkered of the yoinky or something? GET TO IT!

by TheDigster February 21, 2025

Shit's Straight Bonkers

(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.

After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"

Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"

by Jay Reign January 22, 2023

Bonker Stonker

A headache or similar mental condition, caused by an exhausting late night sex session the night before.

I've got a major bonker stonker today and it's affecting my concentration at work - but it was worth it!

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Dong Bonker

The act of punching an erect penis on the tip in hopes of fracturing it for sexual pleasure

"Bro I finally let my girl give me a dong bonker and now i need surgery"

by Harveybundelz June 28, 2018

Bonkers-Boys

A self-proclaimed terminology or phrase used for a group of crazy schoolboys. While sometimes derogatory, Bonkers-Boys also refers to a bond or pact in a friend group that will never break.

Oh geez, the Bonkers-Boys are setting off their car alarms during class again!

by The Burgundy Balloon March 18, 2025