star bollock naked

going fully nude - British Term

"its soo hot am gonna go star bollock naked"

by ManchesterLad July 22, 2015

Jack Bollock

A Norfolkism implying the existence of a third testicle. Not the left bollock nor the right bollock... but the Jack Bollock. NFN.

You won't think it's so fucking funny when that wasp stings ya on your Jack Bollock!

by renstar September 17, 2015

spot bollock

Alot like the dogs bollocks, but more defined, 'spot bollock' as in 'Spotless Bollocks' basically means pretty damn good!

Ipod ready head units... spot bollock mate!

by G & G January 6, 2008

strawberry bollock

a large red bollock

mine large and red hung and hairy ie a strawberry bollock

by jay12344321123 July 11, 2006

to bollock

Verb

1) Means to rub ones scrotum against an object.

2) To make a mistake.

3) To degrade an object/person.

1) "I can't believe you bollocked Mr Abbott's dog!"

2) "I'm going to bollock this test."

3) "She was completely bollocked last night"

by John The Fishmage January 1, 2014

middle bollock

A stumpy micro penis. Dinstinguishable only by squinting.

He had a middle bollock. A stumpy micro penis, I could only see it if I squinted.

by Lucy Cornwall December 19, 2017

Squonk bollock

A term used to describe someone who is an absolute idiot or someone who has said something so stupid that there’s no other response possible to fit the description

“I always thought that u could walk on your hands”

“Omg you squonk bollock”

by Brie twighlight September 6, 2018