by Dave Rodgers November 22, 2018
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Get the BLTN mug.A bikini made out of lettuce, tomato, and bacon. Nobody knows how the tradition started, but it's said that when lonely men gaze upon the wonder of a bacon bikini, their longings are cured. Tomatoes and lettuce have both been considered to have aphrodisiac properties. The incorporation of lettuce, it seems, is only the tip of the iceberg. A noted sex researcher stated that while desire for BLTikinis is less than kosher, "BLTikinis turn lots of people on."
So what are you waiting for? Go tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich. For best results, use a condiment.
So what are you waiting for? Go tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich. For best results, use a condiment.
Alice, always picky in lettuce purchases for her BLTikini, got head.
When John's new girlfriend wore her BLTikini, it was evident that she had no fatback.
When John's new girlfriend wore her BLTikini, it was evident that she had no fatback.
by Romaine Nose October 19, 2010
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When you listen to music and it makes life feel hopeful. When you listen to a certain type of music witch makes you feel dreamy, and connects you with the universe. Music writing your story. It's what makes music so great!
When you listen to music and it makes life feel hopeful. When you listen to a certain type of music witch makes you feel dreamy, and connects you with the universe. Music writing your story. It's what makes music so great!
by Universealpha April 4, 2019
Get the BLTL mug.means bitch, but you would type it as bltch to get around blocks. most commonly used in chats for online games.
see also, "shlt".
see also, "shlt".
your such a bltch, you used rocket launchers ALL fukking game. how good can you be??? they require NO skill. fukking noob.
by rob shane February 13, 2008
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Get the BLTC mug.A sandwhich consisting of four half-slices of bacon, two medium sized pieces of lettuce, one tomato slice horizontally cut from the near center of a tomato, two slices of bread, toasted at the one-and-one-half setting of any given toaster, and a cup of any form of tea which may be considered relatively plain. Hence the name: BaconLettuceTomatoandToastedbreadandTea sandwhich, or BLTTbTe.
It also known by a few other names which reference its status as a supreme divine constant amongst the religion of whoever should make it in accordance with the guidelines hidden in every religious text to ever be written.
It also known by a few other names which reference its status as a supreme divine constant amongst the religion of whoever should make it in accordance with the guidelines hidden in every religious text to ever be written.
Waitress: Welcome to American Cafe Sir, how may I take your order?
Sir: I'll have a BLTTbTe
Waitress: Very well, one moment...
*One quarter-hour later*
Waitress: Here you are, Sir.
The Waitress reveals a platter of divine light before the eyes of Sir, and the heavens part a-new upon the truth which was once revealed in His book. With the strength of will which is only granted to a true holder of the title "Waiting Staff" the Waitress lays the platter upon the table, as a multitude of Seraphims descend to sing praise and glorify that which is, was, and always will be eternal. Sir, along with everyone in a roughly seven kilometer radius of American Cafe, was blinded by the angels which surrounded the establishment. In this light the true form of the truest object would be revealed, and it was that of the perfect sandwhich- nay, the perfect meal.
Sir: I'll have a BLTTbTe
Waitress: Very well, one moment...
*One quarter-hour later*
Waitress: Here you are, Sir.
The Waitress reveals a platter of divine light before the eyes of Sir, and the heavens part a-new upon the truth which was once revealed in His book. With the strength of will which is only granted to a true holder of the title "Waiting Staff" the Waitress lays the platter upon the table, as a multitude of Seraphims descend to sing praise and glorify that which is, was, and always will be eternal. Sir, along with everyone in a roughly seven kilometer radius of American Cafe, was blinded by the angels which surrounded the establishment. In this light the true form of the truest object would be revealed, and it was that of the perfect sandwhich- nay, the perfect meal.
by TruestSandwhich January 11, 2022
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