BLTikini 

A bikini made out of lettuce, tomato, and bacon. Nobody knows how the tradition started, but it's said that when lonely men gaze upon the wonder of a bacon bikini, their longings are cured. Tomatoes and lettuce have both been considered to have aphrodisiac properties. The incorporation of lettuce, it seems, is only the tip of the iceberg. A noted sex researcher stated that while desire for BLTikinis is less than kosher, "BLTikinis turn lots of people on."

So what are you waiting for? Go tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich. For best results, use a condiment.

Alice, always picky in lettuce purchases for her BLTikini, got head.

When John's new girlfriend wore her BLTikini, it was evident that she had no fatback.

BLTikini by Romaine Nose October 19, 2010