green blimpsuit

Derisive nickname for the jumpsuit worn by severely overweight custody officers in California prisons.

Lookout, here comes Big Nuts in his fashionable green blimpsuit!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

blim-burn

a small hot bit of plastic, boot polish, tar etc soap bar that falls from your spliff onto your clothing leaving a burn hole

"Last night I went out driving in my car,
I sparked up a fat spliff of fucking Soap Bar,
A Blim-burn burned right down to my dick,
And while I was distracted, I fucking crashed into a
Brick wall, the car was fucking battered,
The bonnet flipped up and the windscreen shattered,
You’re better off smoking The Green instead,
Cause it don’t Blim-Burn and it’s better for your head"
Goldy Lookin Chain, Soap Bar from The Greatest Hits Album

by Cpt. Cronic September 1, 2006

Blimey

an expression used when you are flabbergasted at someones actions.

sam: just won my 1000 game of poker in a row.
spud: blimey! your having a laugh mate.

by spudlockage November 9, 2014

blimpster

an overweight urban female who has somehow hoodwinked others into thinking that she is attractive and desirable, usually through trendy clothing and a warped "real women have curves; that skinny girl's gotta eat" attitude. the typical blimpster is usually found w/ a small-framed, timid hipster "male."

did you see that blimpster over there? she ate her wimpster boyfriend's vegan cheesesteak before he had even fetched her some napkins!

i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.

typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."

"are you gonna eat that?"

by block1of4 September 8, 2005

balimptious

Outrageous, disgraceful, preposterous.

The airline sold more tickets on this plane than they have seats. This is balimptious!

by Alan Hamby October 23, 2007

BlipoHippo

A very good YouTuber (not really) who likes minecraft

BlipoHippo is yes

by BlipoHippo January 24, 2022

blimpout

When a fat person gets extremely angry, causing them to foam at the mouth, yell, kick scream, and generally make a scene. This can occur in either in the real world or online. Pretty much used as a substitute any time a fat person freaks out, especially if the situation concerns food or the individuals large physical appearance.

"That fat bitch had a world class blimpout when they told her the salad bar wasn't all-you-can-eat!"

by ClamsTheCat June 24, 2008