Birds and Cups 

A play on the term the Birds and the Bees, it means to ejaculate into a cup instead of into the opposite sex. It can only be used on people who are single and aren't in a relationship.

Person 1: Hey, I heard he's gonna be spending Valentine's day alone this year.

Person 2: I hope he doesn't go birds and cups again. I know he's lonely but still..

Birds and Cups by CabralCorp February 14, 2025

Birds Nest 

To gently lay toilet paper on top of the mound in a port-a-potty, then laying your poop down atop it for the next visitor.

Hey buddy, I left you a birds nest in there, enjoy the view.

Birds Nest by Mararrrr May 19, 2025

Birds Nest

When you are fishing with a spinning-baitcasting reel and make a mistake causing line to unspool randomly and get tangled.

"Bro I got a huge bird nest. That poles done."

Birds nest - When your line gets tangled

Birds Nest by FishManSnagged October 16, 2025

Birds in the fan.

Birds in fans can be a home nuisance (nesting in vents) or a serious danger (colliding with ceiling fans), requiring solutions from physical barriers like mesh to deterrents like noise, but professional help is often best for vent nests due to health risks from droppings/mites. For pet birds, it's crucial to avoid fan use entirely, using "lock out/tag out" systems or alternative cooling to prevent severe injuries like broken wings or beaks.

"Bro i think i have birds in the fan..." - "If you listen closely you can hear birds in the fan."

Birds in the fan. by Gary Jizzmax December 12, 2025

Birds Eye Mums

Stereotyped of a council house mum who only cooks beige, microwave or oven meals. Named after the common UK food company Birds Eye known for their oven food

Inspeckta Veg "Birds eye mums raising birds eye daughters and birds eye sons"

Birds Eye Mums by LMST February 19, 2026

The birds are real 

When "the birds are real" it implies a person is high.

**Can be said as "The birds are real" or "Those birds are real"

Ex 1:
Person 1: look! that guy is smokin a huge joint!

Person 2: oh yeah, the birds are real!

Ex 2:
person 1: *sniffs* You smell that?

person 2: Yeah, those birds are real!

The birds are real by Clark Bill Steven November 27, 2013

Angry Birds anxiety 

The tension felt in the few seconds after launching a bird in Angry Birds where you don't know if the bird will connect with a precise spot on a target to get you 3 stars in a specific level. Most of the time Angry Birds anxiety is followed by an immense feeling of frustration.

Yo, man!! Why are you tensing up every time you tap your iphone screen??

Playin' Angry Birds man. Got a bit of Angry Birds anxiety goin'... can't get the 3 stars in this level!!

Angry Birds anxiety by Tommyt July 27, 2011