Bernard

If the man's a Bernard, then the man's a hoe.

Wow, that guy is such a freaking Bernard. He sleeps with a different woman every night!

by Cherble October 12, 2022

Bernard

Without the saint. A rum, unkindly type.

A real Bernard, he put all his rounds of drinks on my tab.

by Oafelia September 27, 2025

Bernard

a ball of hair

Bernard sits on a wall and his birthday is 4/20

by Gdsnbsjss May 20, 2022

bernard

sexiest human alive

person 1: DUUUUUDE THAT GUY IS SOO SEXYIEIEYYYY OMGG
person 2: YEAH HES SUCH A BERNARD :heart_eyes:
person 3: but he's misogynistic
person 1 and 2: shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass the fuck up

by gurhrhggr February 17, 2022

Colette Bernard

The number one Lidl shopper that will rade the shop

I might turn into a Colette Bernard if I don't stop going Lidl

by Shane and ECKO August 29, 2016

saint bernard prep

It’s a place of a bunch of suck ups they are mostly fuckers and they are just annoying they are like if your not perfect you don’t fucking fit in it is a catholic fucking boarding school in Alabama cullman and I think you shouldn’t ever go there or definitely board there just being honest

That Saint Bernard prep is a hell hole

by Rip9/11forever February 18, 2019

BERNARD

THIS GUY IS THE BLACKEST MAN ON EARTH .

HE IS SO APE AT FOOTBALL

NO ACCURACY, AIM OR POWER .

BERNARD IS SICK AT FOOTBALL

by KSJFKDNSM February 11, 2019