Beartown Beatdown

The term you use when you want to take someone in a back alley and beat them down for being rude to you.
Do you want a Beartown Beatdown for that silly comment Mario?
-Brian Smith
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Beatdown

Sub-genre of Metal and hardcore but really that’s all we know for sure. Everyone calls every heavy band Beatdown, but nobody knows what distinguishing traits Beatdown holds. It’s just Beatdown bro, trust me.
Bro, you’ll love my Beatdown band, we are just like a Metalcore or Hardcore band, but we’re Beatdown.
by Fisty Puncher January 13, 2018
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Beatdown

When one individual gets so tired of another’s shit, they act out violently and cause great pain to the other.
Can occur in the case of:

Punching
Shoving
Stomping
Kicking
Stabbing
Squeezing, punching, stomping on groin
Hitting with weapon

Typically, a fight will occur, but the beatdown does not take place until after the victim is on the ground, and the attacker continues to brutally keep hurting them. Normally, if a male is the victim, they would lose a testicle.
Person 1: “Did you hear that Sarah decided to have a beatdown on Jack?”
Person 2: “No! What happened?”
Person 1: “He had an affair, and the other woman didn’t even know he was married. So the two girls just attacked his dick until he didn’t have the strength to stand. Then supposedly, the popped his junk.”
Person 2: “Damn. That’s fucking crazy.”
by Firefistsab0 January 19, 2019
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beatdown spammer

a phrase used in the ROBLOX game "Your Bizarre Adventure" when a player uses a stand that has a beatdown in the manga "JoJos Bizarre Adventure" which proceeds to take up 7 pages of a manga chapter
omg beatdown spammer rker im calling my gang ez
by Ybmid January 30, 2022
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beatdown spammer

A phrase in the ROBLOX game "Your Bizarre Adventure" where someone is using a "beatdown" referring to the "7-page Muda beatdown" in the anime/manga JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
omg rker beatdown spammer roka pls ez
by Ybmid January 30, 2022
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brother beatdown

The act of an older brother kicking his younger brothers ass.
Jon gave Bryan a serious brother beatdown.
by Blackpeoplerock February 22, 2017
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Beatdown Status

Slang for "there's a hamster in your ass"
Oh shit, you got a beatdown status my guy! Go HalloCast your fatass outta here nigga!
by JeromeTheSalanditMolester November 21, 2021
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