bead fallout

Ex 1: When beads fall out
Ex 2: a safe shelter for beads

There was a lot of bead fallout in the mint chip slime, could you pick that up?

by Ayladonasaurus July 25, 2018

Danish beads

Danish beads are wooden anal beads. That's it.

Forget silicone. Get you some Danish beads.

by Dirty Chaos! February 4, 2020

Beaded Curtain

A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition.

In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.

Be careful when entering through a beaded curtain.

by B.D. Kurtane July 1, 2011

Beaded Curtain

The act of stimulating a partner to orgasm using only friction from braided pubic hair.

I went to Maryland once, I got a beaded curtain.

by Craig Ferg June 30, 2011

Anal Beads

Beads that you insert in your asshole and pull out like a lawn mower and pull your intestines out.

Did you hear about his brother? He died from inserting anal beads and pulling out like a lawnmower.

by Oscar Murphy July 26, 2016

nice beads

A phrase to roast someone (normally said to someone who is wearing puka shells or a beaded necklace) who is annoying.
OR
A phrase that can be said in replacement of words like ‘cool’ or ‘awesome’ in response to someone/something.

Garrett has nice beads

Giorgio had nice beads, but then he hooked up with C.G #yikes

Marcus will never have nice beads because he’s a fucking yogurt eater #nastyfuck

by swagshmoneyyolo69 January 6, 2019

Rusty Bead

The act of using anal beads after they have already been used and covered in feces "rust"

Boy Ryan really enjoys giving himself a rusty bead after Mondo is done using his anal beads.

by RTB1 December 28, 2011