Testicular Battery

The act of attaching a car battery to one's testicles, in order to achieve extreme stimulation.
Dude James died yesterday!

What? Why!

Apparently he wanted to really get off, so he tried out a Testicular Battery.
by Sodomy boy June 21, 2010
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Putting on batteries

Getting ones things together in order to acomplish a daunting task or demand.
Harry needs to be putting on batteries if he plans on having that report done by the deadline.
by Sergio G. December 07, 2007
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battery acid

It’s what turned the frigginfrogs gay.
“Have you heard?”

“What?”
“THEY TURNED THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!”
“What..? How-?”
“They used...BATTERY ACID.”
“Ummm...okay..?”
“THEY TURNED THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!”
“YES. I UNDERSTAND NOW.”
“When I say frogs, you say gay!”
“FROGS!”
“GAY!”
“FROGS!”
“GAY!”
by persephone_simp November 30, 2020
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sexual battery

when you do something sexual then throw batteries at them after
INGRID, DON'T EVER SEXUAL BATTERY ME AGAIN. IT DOES NOT 'CHARGE ME UP' LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD.
by TORIKICKSDICKS July 18, 2008
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Mexican Battery

Coca-Cola in any form, usually in can. Many Mexican households have at a minimum 72 cans at all times. The bottled non-hfcs version is prided as it actually comes FROM Mexico many times.
When in the morning, if being from any sort of latino heritage, you think a coca-cola would be an excellent addition to breakfast. This form of recharging the 'human battery' is thus, a Mexican Battery.
by mikenator.L June 14, 2010
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battery acid

If vegetables could talk, i would cut them up and throw them into battery acid.
by ggggggggg February 15, 2005
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D Batteried

The act of performing coitus aka sexual intercourse on an air mattress that was filled up using a device that requires D batteries. This is usually executed while staying at the residence of a friend and you do not have a bed to bring the girl back to, so you do it on the air mattress provided to you for your stay.
Yo dude, I totally D batteried this slut last night.
by Nickroxmoms November 04, 2013
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