Barn Mucker

Someone who enjoys having sex with the elderly.

You are such a barn mucker, stop fishing for hoes at the bingo hall!

by Schlongdong69 January 16, 2019

Oliver Barnes

A sick lad that likes koalas. A White kid with a black life. Subscribe to Olly the koala Barnes.

Oliver Barnes goes to school. Learns shit and comes home, plays fortnite.

by Boyyyyyyy. June 22, 2019

Shit Barned

Getting hammered or drunk in the capital city of Ohio.

Kurt got shit barned while taking a break from his murse job.

by DrunkswickNation20392092 March 20, 2010

Diane Barnes

Shes the most gorgeous sculpted masterpiece to mankind. Shes got the longest flowing dark hair down to the perfect quirky smile. Her style is very on point and smells like a bowl of seductive floral/clean ocean notes and new car leather seats. She turns heads when she walks into a room without even trying. She doesnt realize how ABSOLUTELY perfect she is, which makes her even hotter. She can sell ice to eskimo and shoot the shit with absolutely any stranger. Shes Funny without having to try. Down to earth loyal and loves family above all. Her mom is her world. She will say it how it is even if it hurts ur feelings but we all know in end its cause she cares. If you know this Mini Panda dont let her go! If she hasnt stolen your heart already!

That Diane Barnes is something else she just took off her coat in the middle of winter to give to poor Jamie.

Diane Barnes is small but she will slice and dice you with those Big words

Diane Barnes you have stolen my heart

by PSEUDOwhapWhap October 8, 2021

Barn fuck

A sexual act of a person sneaking to a barn and having intercourse with a truck slut or even the barn animals.

Caleb and ben snuck out to enjoy a yummy barn fuck

by Urbanbky123456 October 24, 2018

go to Barnes

To defecate in a public restroom, esp. when one has entered the establishment containing it exclusively for the purpose of defecating.

I stopped into a Starbucks and snuck in the back to go to Barnes.

by Matthais Q. Lorosots January 6, 2006

Brandon Barnes

Brandon Barnes is a brown-haired, green-eyed caring and loving person. He cares about so many people and is always there for them. He is truly and extraordinary person and anyone is lucky to have him. He is so special and I hope everyone can see how special he is someday if they don't already. He is an amazing bestfriend and boyfriend. Soon he will be an amazing husband and a perfect father someday. I cherish every moment we have together. I love him with all my heart. He is the best thing to ever happen to anyone. Nobody hates Brandon, he is the most like able person out there. He is so friendly and nice to people. He is very athletic and extremely smart and will do amazing things when he is older.

Brandon Barnes is an amazing person.

by Heyyyyyy girlllllll November 29, 2013