chonie baloney

Formal Spanish for a penis or labia hidden beneath underwear.

Juan has chonie baloney that makes the chicas loca.

by Tisigornorich May 23, 2021

Chloe baloney

The most beautiful, kind, and amazing person you could ever meet

“Wow, she’s such a Chloe Baloney”
“Chloe baloney is so pretty”

by V4L3NT1N0 January 8, 2026

I Heart Baloney Phony

When a gay man is extremely in to women once he has been drinking alcohol.

Did you see Lance hitting on all those women when he was drunk?! His husband would be pissed! That guy is such an I heart baloney phony!

by BigJD3 May 19, 2023

baloney

how everyone spells bologna (and it should be spelled like baloney

person texting: “yeah and there’s baloney in my sandwich”
other person texting: “it’s actually spelled bologna!”

by thecutesteverrrrr April 25, 2025

Baloney lips

Another name for Caucasians.

Man these baloney lips need to leave us alone.

by Baloney joe May 9, 2024

Slow Baloney

Watch out, it’s Slow Baloney

Proper muppet homosexual from the ghettos of Wigan that preys on the easy and chats a lot of baloney. Baloney baloney slow Maloney in lots of trouble because he owes lots of money. Resembles a sloth and would shag any goth with sexual frustrations that never go off. Electrician by day predator by night if he spots you you’ll be in for a fright. Slow Baloney will fuck your homie

by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021

Slow Baloney

Watch out, it’s Slow Baloney

Proper muppet homosexual from the ghettos of Wigan that preys on the easy and chats a lot of baloney. Baloney baloney slow Maloney in lots of trouble because he owes lots of money. Resembles a sloth and would shag any goth with sexual frustrations that never go off. Electrician by day predator by night if he spots you you’ll be in for a fright. Slow Baloney will fuck your homie

by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021