avocado puke 

mashed up avocado with no added condiments or seasoning

This guacamole is so plain - it's basically avocado puke.

avocado puke by JambaJay April 3, 2020

avocado surprise

When you find an avocado in a location that it shouldn't be.

"Ooooh they just got avocado surprised..."

avocado surprise by DR MAGIK August 24, 2020

Avocado pudding

A dessert made out of blend up avocado almond milk and honey.It originated from Vietnam but got its hype from Kourtney Kardashian and Addison Rae.

You should add maple syrup instead of honey because the avocado pudding taste so much better with it.

Avocado pudding by By watamisuppousetarite August 28, 2020

Avocado attack 

Avocado attack is a god and owns the universe, slashedX and moon suck and avo is better. Thats why they are lonely

Avocado Attack is baby

Avocado attack by Peen head September 7, 2020

Avocado sized mf 

A small baby in the womb

This avocado sized mf is kicking my ass today

Avocado sized mf by Spicy bisss October 13, 2020

avocado sized mf 

A baby growing in a belly

This avocado sized mf is kicking my ass today

avocado sized mf by Spicy bisss October 13, 2020

Avocado Engineer 

Software or technology engineers that deploy changes without governance or change management; usually causing chaos for end users

The changes were deployed by an avocado engineer, our end users don't know where to click

Avocado Engineer by dubzziez April 23, 2021