Avocado frick

A way to say bad words without upsetting your parents

What in the avocado frick is this garbage

by King silver April 11, 2023

ur mom a avocado

This is the most devastating insult to exist, it sits right next to the "ur mom gay" insult. It can ruin many lives

Yo dude ur mom a avocado bruh.
(Other guy) gets depressed and loses his job

by Iwantrodie101 October 15, 2018

Avacardo

A disgusting fruit indigenous to the island of Canvey. Considered repulsive by the more cultured citizens of the mainland this 'fruit' forms a considerable part of the canvey natives diet.

'The Monaco club does a cracking avacardo and chips'

'spam and avacardo fritters for dinner again Sharon?'

by ElCoopero January 27, 2018

wallet apocalypse

The event of multiple purchases over a short amount of time.

Adam: "Have you seen all the awesome video games coming out this month?"

Luke: "Yeah... it's going to be a wallet apocalypse."

by KCS DuMaH November 4, 2008

Walking Apocalypse

An individual that is such a bad ass that Chuck Norris wont fight them.

I barely survived an encounter with Steve he's a walking apocalypse.

Walking Apocalypse

by Urban Dictionary investor July 29, 2012

One Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse

Being a one man cheeseburger apocalypse means you want a craving large of fast food, Burger King to be exact.

“ I could go for a Barbecue bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.”

1 - “gohd damn I am really a one man cheeseburger apocalypse”
2 - “what the fuck are you on about.”

by When You Cant Think Of A Name April 15, 2022

Avocadhoe

The word avocadhoe is mainly meant for if you Stan Billie eilish and are her avocadhoe because you love her that much

I am one of Billie Eilish’s avocadhoes

by Billie sister stan November 7, 2018