Autistic Jive Turkey

Someone who is really stupid and tries to tell you lies that you will never believe

"ALVIN YOUR A FUCKING AUTISTIC JIVE TURKEY!" screamed Cam.

Autistic Jive Turkey by Ryan Mulhern August 16, 2008

Autistic screech 

A screech that an autistic child makes. Like this: REEEEEEEEEE!

An autistic screech is REEEEEEEE!

Autistic screech by Shzhshzuxux May 4, 2020

Autistic Playtoy

noun. Those 3-sided "Fidget Spinners" that people play with in the middle of class to releave stress. Created for the initial purpose of calming the autistic down. Also known as "Autism Toys." Seriously, look that shit up.

"Look at my rare gold and dark blue fidget spinner!"
"I don't want to watch you play with your autistic playtoy you degenerate fuck."

Autistic Playtoy by Back off. May 17, 2017

Autistic Donkey 

The insult you use when you can't think of anything else.

Me: "You're a gaytard."
Person: "Oh yeah? Well you're a, uh... AUTISTIC DONKEY!"
Me: "Dude, what the fuck?"

Autistic Donkey by lil_tiimby_69 December 20, 2018

Autistic spazoid 

A reaction that someone that has autism might have

Me:does something

My brother:SHUT THE FUCK UP AUTISTIC SPAZOID

Autistic spazoid by My brother bully’s me December 10, 2021

autistic puppy 

Whe you're doing it doggy style with an autistic girl then she starts to bark like a dog

My sister is an autistic puppy

autistic puppy by Gang stuff October 6, 2016

autistic screeching 

the effect of a certain individual usually male with a ridiculous man bun and disgusting chin hair getting smacked

as soon as I smacked alberto the autistic screeching began.

autistic screeching by mmokey June 15, 2017