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Athletic Republic

Sports training at it's finest. With a ratio of one trainer to 4-5 athletes, you get the perfect training you need for your specific sport. With treadmill, plyometrics, and weight lifting, you are guaranteed an improvement in your sport. A friendly environment for all ages.
Bob: Hey, have you heard of Athletic Republic? It's a great training program. My son loves it! He's much better at football now.
Bill: Oh yeah! I'll give it a shot!
by madhatterislife April 11, 2012
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atletico nacional

a popular soccer(futbol) team based in Medellin colombia. the team bears jersey with a small castle with "A/N" inside the crest, the jersey is green and white stripes going vertical, with the words Postobon written in the frount. They are often called "los verdes" or "rey de copas" as their nick name.
atletico nacional is sponcerd by Postobon
by baka kuso yaro May 1, 2011
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Simp-athetic

When a simp feels bad for you just to fuck you
Girl: "I broke my ankle today."
Simp: "Oh my god I hope it gets better."
Girl: "Thanks!"
Simp: "Ok lets fuck now"
Girl's friend: "Begone S I M P"
Girl's friend: "He's just being simp-athetic
by Angery Goomba Except not February 29, 2020
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Oakland Athletics

Oakland, California's baseball team. The players are actually not that Athletic, because their outfielders have a tendency to fall down a foot from the ball. Or they're just laying down. We don't know.
They are a decent team, although they aren't that well known.
The Oakland Athletics aren't actually that athletic.
by Saint Hero July 28, 2009
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athletic butt crack

butt cracks having a wide range of ability, including normal to paralyzing digestive functions as well as the power to crush objects of all shapes and sizes.
Crystle was known to have the most athletic butt crack of the bunch, as evidenced by her ability to clear the room at a moment's notice.
by Lyall Smith May 29, 2008
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Authenticating

One of the cruelest punishments ever bestowed upon man to this day.
Oh my, it seems the server has crashed. I'd better log back in as quick as possible. *Authenticating* .. what..? *Cancel* ... *Authenticating* .. how is this possible? Well, it should work the third time. After all, that 'is' the charm. *Cancel* ... *Authenticating* .. WHAT?! What foul fate is this?! *Emocut*
by Taurenfaggot June 21, 2006
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Female Athletics

Where women get together then fall repeatedly, cry, make sound effects, and chant. All in an attempt to disguise mediocre playing ability.
Watching female athletics is like watching a drunk, hormonal, elementary school choir with turrets during gym class.
by ImmaStealYoBitch January 12, 2012
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