Ham

mainly used as a threat.

dont make me throw ham.

by Chrissay October 17, 2004

ham

an incognito term for marijuana
helpful when trying to be discreet

Hey man, is the deli open cause I need some ham.

by The Doc March 3, 2003

Ham

To flaunt money with Hamilton's face on it!

I'm so rich I might have to go ham on these fools!

by Tluvly December 24, 2008

Ham

Ham, is short for Mayhem

1. Law. the crime of willfully inflicting a bodily injury on another so as to make the victim less capable of self-defense or, under modern statutes, so as to cripple or mutilate the victim.

2. random or deliberate violence or damage.

3. a state of rowdy disorder: Antagonisms between the various factions at the meeting finally boiled over, and mayhem ensued.

4. To Really do someone or something very bad, or very good

everybody in the club is going Ham

the FEDS went Ham on Michael Vick

Don't Make me go Ham on your candy ass

by jlh551 September 9, 2009

Ham

A Hot Asian Mami.

Damn strolled through Chinatown and seen about 5 Hams, I hope their down with that sucky sucky 5 dolla!

by Johnny Cabahala October 11, 2010

HAM

noun. The name to call one who has half a leg, his new name will become HAM (Half A Man)! :) ((didn't know you could make your own, now I do. Have fun today, and see you on Tuesday!))

Queening is HAM! Yay, your turn buddy to write a word to put in the best dictionary in the world!

by WhooshMush June 4, 2007

Ham's

Small deli style restaurant/bar that is the epicenter of the pits of Hell. It has magical mystic drawing powers that persuade you to come in and spend all of your hard earned cash. It attracts thirty something losers, sluts, and John Mayer rejects during night hours. Known for its Charlies Cheeseburger and Magic by Marlo AKA Dirty old pervert, Ham's also offers a open mic night and karaoke for all the aspiring musicians who have hopped from one cover band to the next, masterbate frequently to John Mayer, and the American Idol wannabes who get drunk first and sing shitty country tunes. Always a good time.........or so the Germans would have us believe.

I met this girl at Ham's last night after Karaoke. Shame she had genital warts.

by Tounge of Colicab October 16, 2008