astrof

very geeky, weird, alien like person.

the alien kid with a weird shaped head, from yugoslavia is a total astrof.

by Shay Wong July 7, 2009

Astro titties

Breasts of astronomical softness and pillowiness

Chuck Amato has a great set of astro titties

by Humpme Bogart December 8, 2006

Astrofuck

(noun/verb) An event in an person's life where a ridiculously awesome fucking took place. An astrofuck typically occurs when all partners involved would admit that that particular fucking was their best yet. As a rule, you cannot use this word after your first time.

"Babe, you and I are going to astrofuck tonight."

"Dude, last night, right after the party, Jennifer and I astrofucked. It was awesome."

by InjuredMedic October 21, 2008

astrofuckingnomical

fucking extremely large

What an astrofuckingnomical building

by ogaago April 26, 2011

astroloho

A person who is obsessed with astrology. Ones signs and the spiritual realms. Can also be known as an “astrology hoe”.

Tom: “She asked for my zodiac and the time I was born”

Dave: “Oh she is a astroloho”

by Bitchy-Heika October 21, 2021

astrobirther

A conspiracy theorist willing to accept any negative claim about Barack Obama, up to and including that he was born on another planet and sent here by his parents (which would make him an illegal alien, and thus ineligible to be President of the United States).

Look at that guy waving a birth certificate in a bag. What an astrobirther.

by Nameless Cynic August 9, 2009

astro turf

When an individual is packing a bowl in his or her car, there is an often occurance when marijuana is dropped on the floor. When retrieved; it often has pieces of debris and fragments of substances indiginous to ones ride.

"Aw dude you totally astro turfed that bowl, but who cares cause were going to smoke it anyway"

by B0xcutter August 31, 2007