asscrack

an asshole, a shitty person... someone who makes ur life terrible, someone u couldnt care less about.

“gosh jim stop an asscrack”

by hartbroken kween August 20, 2018

assjackal

noun) Jon; boyfriend of kelly.

Man, Jon is such an assjackal...with his...yo yo...and pink suspenders!

by Buttskull May 6, 2005

assjack

someone being really stupid or someone who can't get his priorities straight because he got no ka-hunas!!!

Nick!!, go turn the damn CD player off now u ass-jack!!!

by adam cristallini July 18, 2003

asscrack conisoure

a man who partakes in all types of gaydom

he was an asscrack conisoure(he takes it in his bum).

by john jizzle February 7, 2007

asscracka

cracker of the ass

you asscracker! stop cracking my ass!

by ROB SCHNEIDEr February 17, 2003

AssPackistan

Where gay people come from. Dudes only though.

Girl: That guy over there is really cute.
Dude: Sorry babe, but he's from AssPackistan.
Girl: What?
Dude: He likes his ass packed.....Der. Dumb Bitch.

by CrispyD November 10, 2007

assmack

Idiot Teach that makes everyone die when he walks past them.

Student "Oh no,assmack is comming..Run for your lives"

Assmack "No! Wait, come back here and smack my ass"

*everyone dies*

by Bounty Hunter April 19, 2004