assidy

another name for someone named Cassidy. usually used when cassidy is being a bitch.

hey assidy, shut the fuck up.

by elle7979 June 25, 2019

assident

fart

oops, I had an assident.

by 46er September 27, 2009

Assatopiosis

A disease in which you have random fingerprints on your shit.

My friend bob has assatopiosis

by Terry Conway January 20, 2007

assatry

Assatry can only be used in two situations, yet the way it's used in a sentence may be identical in both:
When a situation is so incredibly bullshit that it has transcended into an entirely different form of ass.
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When one or more persons is continuing to do something so stupid its actually impressive.

"Stop that assatry right now young man, and sit the fuck down."

by Desht ree July 19, 2016

Asmitha

Your neighbour, your best friend, your lover, your colleague, your crush. She's cute in the morning, beautiful in the moonlight.

She's not the kind of girl you flirt with, she's the kind, you fall in love with.

She's my asmitha.

by badassbtch101 July 13, 2021

apsitively posilutely

a spin-off on the phrase "Positively Absolutely". By switching some of the letters you are given a new phrase which is either said intentionally or unintentionally by someone.

"That movie was apsitively posilutely awesome! We should go see it again sometime!"

by _*Tessa*_ February 16, 2008

assativities

Asinine + activities = assativities. When common sense and or activities that take place between two or more people go beyond the realm of complete and utter ignorance. The results are damaging to bystanders or passer byers.

Due to the everyday occurrence of assativities, all victims are searching for a new hole to crawl into.

by camon March 28, 2008