asian

People originating from the continent of Asia. May be of Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Filipino, Indian descent plus the many other islands located near the Pacific. A lot of stereotypes surround East Asians such as:

1. Above normal intelligence
2. Strict parents
3. Bad driving skills
4. Small penises
5. Obsession with multiplayer computer games
6. Being sluts
7. etc.

Well guess what for one thing if they're so smart that's because they work hard, I can say that the white woman who crashed into the tree yesterday is a bad driver, their dicks are so not small and what about those pallid white guys who stay in their mother's basement playing guitar hero all day >.> ?
-He's such a smartass and all he does is sleep in class all day.

-Well duh he's asian.
by Fil_Chin February 10, 2008
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Person 1: yo bro this girl and I are soooooo in love broo we held hands and kissed today
Person 2: Oh really? May I ask, what race was she?
Person 1: The best race out, I shit you not. Asian!!
Person 2: Holy shit dude you scored!!!
by r59b1 August 15, 2021
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Asianed

To be "asianed" is to have sex, as a White, Black, or Latina woman, with Asian men. This term is analogous to the neologisms "blacked" and "bleached" that became popular in the late 2010s.
Jessica hooked up with James at the party last night... I never expected that she would ever get asianed, but the times they are a-changin'.
by The Urban Dictionary Staff October 19, 2018
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asian

An individual typically from Eastern or Southeast Asia (Japan, Korea, China, Vietnam, Thailand etc.) and demonstrates some or most of the ff. traits:

1) Short in stature
2) Gets superb grades
3) Prioritizes school amongst everything else
4) Has strict, somewhat racist parents
5) Fond of bubble tea, Anime/hentai, videogames, martial arts, noodles, dim sum and drifting
6) Very frugal (I repeat, VERY FRUGAL)
7) Tend to have low self-confidence resulting in either shyness or inferiority complex (which results to overachieving)
8) Idolize white people of the opposite sex but look down on black people
8)
Mei is your typical Asian. She is petite, very thrifty, gets straight As, loves bubble tea and is dating a white guy.
by ss69 August 14, 2007
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asian

1. (noun) the most beautiful and perfect type of female in the universe.

NOTE: in extreme cases an individual may be so captivated by asians that his/her perception of beauty is horribly distorted
1. i love asian girls, they are just so perfect.
by marcoose the caboose October 21, 2011
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Asianitis

When a non-chinese person begins saying things like "Ai-Yah!" JACKIE!!" for no apparent reason.

Eventually the person may not be able to stop uttering these random things.
Person 1: *hits head on door*

AI-YAH
Person 2: Asianitis, dude...
by Adeladaine May 13, 2009
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Asianator

The most awesome way to describe a bomb Asian person. Best to call Asians this if they love KFC, dig Final Fantasy, give off the yellow-fever, and all that jazz.
Guy 1: Daaamn, you saw that Asianator that just passed by? She was fiiiiiine, her body's amazing even if she hit up KFC.

Guy 2: Yeah man I wanna get me some Asianator. She rocks my world with her bomb Asian-ness.

Example 2:

Girl 1: Wowwww, that Asianator... so awesome.

Girl 2: Right, he can eat KFC and still look that fit! Amaziiiing.
by MissTrololol September 01, 2011
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