aliendungforce

An elite group of Aliens sent by the mother world to collect our fecal matter and use it as a source of nutritious food and fuel

I was sitting on the crapper the other day and the ALIENDUNGFORCE shoved a large sucking probe in my rectum and stole the poop right out of my butt!!

by Chaddfucious July 15, 2003

Alien Handshake

1. To perform anal sex on someone or something.

Origin:

Stories of aliens and their fondness for abducting victims to perform anal probes.

I heard Bob took that drunk girl home last night and gave her the old Alien Handshake.

by BFw0rdSmith August 27, 2009

Alien G-Force

The force felt by Lois Lane when Superman is super sperming her.

Lois: Did he smash you open as well?

Lana: Yeah, I felt the alien g-force.

by madmorri January 18, 2011

aliens in the attic

The greatest movie ever. It fixed me and my wife's marrige. It brought into the city of England. I also now have full custody of the kids.

Aliens in the attic is a great 2009 movie

by Aliens in my attic fan club August 23, 2017

Arlington Heights

The farthest place on Earth. Farther than Gurnee and Waukegan.

Long, long ago, in a place far far away, lies Arlington Heights.

by The Macaw July 22, 2020

Alientology

Belief that all Gods of all religions were visitors from other planets. They were more advanced and had technology that the humans couldn't understand so they were perceived to be Gods. Some of the visitors were kind to us and some only wanted to dominate us.

Alientology is a belief that many have and don't have a name for it, they have a solid belief in alien life.

by Crabby Mommie August 25, 2020

Arlince

Arlince is a pick-me, annoying, stinky, son of a bitch.

Asshole who kidnap kids and held them hostage
Gets no bitches

Omg is that Arlince?! Don't get near to that stinky bitch!!

by UnknownTree November 16, 2022