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13 colonies that Ganged up and became the world superpower
UK:13 Colonies What Are you doing?
America/13 Colonies:LEAVING!
UK:You can’t
America/13 Colonies: OH YEAH?!? TRY US!
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7 out of 10 americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows
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fuck with America, and they'll bomb the shit out of you and your country.
random terrorist: DEATH TO AMERICA!!!!....wait, is that a missle!?!
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America, fuck yeah!
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Man that lady's ass is bigger than my future, I love America.
The fat kid brought a gun to school because America is great.
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America is the land of the free, founded through revolution from high british taxation.

However, a nation of hypocrites, as it taxes are now higher than that which caused its start.

It is a nation of patriots, even if they'll shoot each other for an extra buck.

It is a nation which can own guns, and cannot see that owning a gun mostly prevents crime.

America seems like the riches nation on earth, even as it is the poorest by terms of debt-to-GDP.

America is a land of easy money, where elected officials are paid $150,000+ for life to be corrupt and not show up for work at any time.

It is a place where the media is run by the big business, which runs the country.

It is a land that is very diverse, yet easily travelled.

It is a land, young in time, made wise by war, and yet still makes foolish decisions.

A country built for and run by the banks.

Yet in all this, corruption, false ways, and evil doings, America still sucks less.
If the world were given a test, America would get a solid B.

Guy: Man America hates change.
Constitution: Yes, we do.

Britain: Look at America, stealing all of our credit after WW2.
Germany: You know you wouldn't have won without them, considering we were at your doorstep ready to get inside.

Soviet Union: We hate eachodderz guts.
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