almost-Todd soup

Menstrual blood. Used especially in reference to performing oral sex on a woman who is menstruating (i.e., earning one's red wings). Derived from the blood's soupy appearance. Also recognizes that the menstrual material might have otherwise become a fertilized egg and one day a child (perhaps named "Todd").

Because my girlfriend is on her period, I won't go down on her. I don't want to taste the almost-Todd soup.

by The Dude & Cid November 10, 2008

I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

when things get really scary, but not really that much scary

I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

by Hybaj May 7, 2011

Almost Casual Thursday

That point near the end of the week in which you can no longer muster the effort to dress in full professional garb so you hit the bare minimum requirements of the office dress code. Attire typically consists of khakis or chinos, and a mix of colors and / or patterns that almost match.

Typical Almost Casual Thursday wardrobe: striped shirt, argyle sweater, chinos, and polka dotted socks, all in nearly the same color spectrum but with just enough variance to cause mild vertigo under those energy-saver lights at work.

by merry_wit December 14, 2012

Almost Famous

someone who as actually never done anything worthwhile on their own but yet still seems to make it into the news,limelight,tabloids,newspapers,etc

yeah octomom?? got she cant act, cant sing, is not even actractive, and still she's "almost famous"

by cheaptrickrick January 13, 2010

sorta almost kinda maybe

Replaces the word maybe

Kid#1: Hey, you wanna rent a movie?
Kid#2: Sorta almost kinda maybe.

by {HR}Cloud October 28, 2006

almost winner

noun - a loser, but a nice way of putting it.

John: Oh man! I can't believe we lost that volleyball match in phys. ed today.
Teacher: There are no losers here. Just almost winners.

by Corn Flake December 9, 2008

almost dong

The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.

I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.

by i do cocaine April 25, 2008