Parked in the Alley

Similar to being Parked in the Red Zone. Parked in the Alley refers to when a girl will not put out anal sex for you and only allows vaginal sex. Despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your knob between those cheeks and around that bung but never go deep.

Dan was constantly trying to knock on Dana's back door. Despite the coaxing, she always left him Parked in the Alley.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

allen iverson

One of the greatest basketball players of all time. Ranked as 52 in SLAM's Greatest Players of All Time.

Allen Iverson crossed over MJ in his rookie year!

by irociversons June 21, 2003

allen kim

Diane`s bitch who has 5 more days experience of shitting & eating.

Allen Kim says, "Diane, I'm tired."
Diane replies, "GO GET ME MY DRINK BITCH!"

by kimbo-san! December 6, 2006

Allentown, NJ

A small town in Monmouth County, NJ. Its an amazing town where everyone knows everyone. Better then pennsyvainia's allentown.

"dude i was in allentown, nj and ate at la piazza." said jon.
"Sick. i was at the candyshop a week ago. to bad they shut down." said fred.

by a guy in atown January 10, 2011

Allentown Spatula

(Noun) While between the temperatures of 80 degrees fahrenheit and 91 degrees, one man defecates on a rusty spatula and gently lowers it into a wok for stir frying (counter clockwise) while the wok is set on high. The man then waits for the feces to set ablaze and reloads it onto the sullied spatula. Finally, the man hurls the still molten fecal matter off of the highest level of the PPL building onto passing pedestrians between the hours of five o'clock PM and seven thirty PM on every second Thursday and fourth Monday of the month. Repeat five times .

Did you get another haircut?
Nah, man. I got hit by an Allentown Spatula.

by MCedeno October 28, 2010

Mercutio and Allegra

the best fanfiction in the freaking world for "Romeo and Juliet", look it up.

you don't need an example. MERCUTIO AND ALLEGRA IS EPIC.

by not cornadopia. May 26, 2009

Tim Allen

To play the "UUUEEGGHH?!?!" sound from Home Improvement and it's intro on any sounding device, including word from mouth. You should mainly do the Tim Allen anywhere but nowhere.
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All forms of the Tim Allen include:
"UUUEEGGHH?!?!"
"EELREEEE?!?!"
"EELLROOO?!?!"
"AAARRGHHROOO?!?!"
"AAARRGHHREEE?!?!"
or a high-pitched "EEE!"
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If another person knows what the Tim Allen is, or if you want to know if they know what the Tim Allen is, then make the sound--nice and loud--near them. The Tim Allen is usually responded to using another Tim Allen, which if everyone knows what it is, it basically becomes a chain reaction of Tim Allen's.
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Things you can also use the Tim Allen for:
Answering questions
Asking a question
Covering for a bad joke
Responding to a bad joke
Covering for absurdity
Responding to absurdity
Responding to something humorous
Responding to anything
After saying something gross
After saying something weird
After saying something stupid
After saying something smart
After saying nothing at all
Attracting other women/men
Attracting other Tim Allen'ers
Attracting flying spaghetti monsters
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Be careful, because this may cause absolute confusion. The good thing is, it never gets old.

Jake: Yo, what's up man?
Johnny: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Jake: ... what?
Johnny: Tim Allen...
Jake: ...
Johnny: EELLREEEEEEEEE?!?!
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Johnny: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Tommy: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Sam: EELREEEE?!?!
Todd: AAARRRGHHHROOO?!?!
Jake: >=
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Johnny: So how's your boyfriend doing?
Jake: What the f--
Johnny:--AARRRGGHHROOOO?!?!

by Godknown July 20, 2008