Los Alamos

Site of the Manhatten Project. A small town located in a New Mexico forest where rich, socially awkward scientists who go to work wearing sandals in combination with long socks plot to blow up North Korea and start a nuclear war. (But they deny this when you ask them about it)

Checkpoints are located along the roads leading into Los Alamos, and the guards are always very cheerful people who will agree to have their pictures taken if you ask nicely.

Los Alamos High School Girl: Last night at 12 a black van came up to my house and my parents drove off in it without telling me where they were going!
Friend: So what? Happens to me all the time, because i have an internship at the Lab. Want to race to see who can solve their Rubik's Cube faster? I just learned a new algorithm for it and I bet it works faster than yours!

by fruit not vegetable August 6, 2011

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Los Alamitos

A small but lame city, nestled between an army base, cypress, long beach, and seal beach. It costs alot to live here so crime is almost nonexistant... There are 2 gas stations and one grocery store, but has one of the best schooling systems in california. They are home to the Los Alamitos Griffins high school football team, one of the top 5 teams in the nation.

go us.

we have a 7 eleven, arent we cool.

Los Alamitos is small, smelly and expensive.

by Jimmy Finch June 8, 2005

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