Albanian Water Bottle

The act of going into a porta-potty and scooping the creamy blue shit soup with a water bottle and drinking it.

I had to take a shit but got distracted and pulled an Albanian Water Bottle in that bitch.

by That Bitch Carol Baskins January 31, 2023

albanian chicken plower

a sexual act of sticking a dildo to either side of a females hips, bending her over, and pretending to ride a lawnmower all whilst the penis is in the vagina.

“you totally gave that chick an albanian chicken plower”

by humanities fc September 13, 2022

Albanian Helicopter

When pounding on some Hoe you grip both ankles and lift both their legs in the air while ankles are tight together , thrusting their body in an up and down motion.

Yo man I gave that girl last night the Albanian Helicopter and now she won't leave me alone

by Slugger January 18, 2019

Albanian Espresso Creamer

When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.

Fuck man, this dude just gave me the best Albanian Espresso Creamer.

by Motorboater300 December 27, 2024

Albanian Truffle-Copter

When u stuff ur hb full of truffles and proceed to flicker goon for 27 seconds as you spin on his dih in a helicopter formation, while he tries to push the truffles back out.

Gurt: yo can I give u an Albanian Truffle-Copter later? 😘
Hb: what the helly?? 😳

by Galactatus August 5, 2025

Went Albanian

Feeling crazy enough to put all your standards aside and and just do it.

Feeling crazy enough to put all your standards aside and and just do it.

Sandi: Bro! Yesterday at the club this Thai chick pulled me into the bathroom and kept telling me to put it in her ass. I wondered why the hell she wanted it in her ass so bad. While I was banging her I decided to give her a little finger in the front and she had a cock!

Me: So what did you do?

Sandi: Im crazy bro, I paused then thought...FUCK IT, I went ALBANIAN on that ass.

ME: Hahahaha you dirty f*ck

by Enanac848586 October 16, 2013

Albanian Footjob

When a woman rips your penis off with her feet and lets her mouth fill up with blood until it erupts out of her mouth.

Man.. DO NOT get the albanian footjob

by Shnoomer September 23, 2025