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Albanian Footjob

When a woman rips your penis off with her feet and lets her mouth fill up with blood until it erupts out of her mouth.
Man.. DO NOT get the albanian footjob
by Shnoomer September 23, 2025
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The Albanian Ass-Blaster

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.
"Dude, this German chick loves the Albanian Ass-Blaster, you should totally try it sometime."
by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025
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Albanian Espresso Creamer

When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.
Fuck man, this dude just gave me the best Albanian Espresso Creamer.
by Motorboater300 December 27, 2024
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albanian chicken plower

a sexual act of sticking a dildo to either side of a females hips, bending her over, and pretending to ride a lawnmower all whilst the penis is in the vagina.
“you totally gave that chick an albanian chicken plower”
by humanities fc September 13, 2022
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Albanian Juicer

Typically used in homoerotic experiences, the Albanian juicer is when one’s partner squeezes their testicles so aggressively, that their testicles turn to liquid, much like juicing a lemon.
My boyfriend gave me an Albanian Juicer last night and I ended up in the hospital.
by Cumgoggles420 June 5, 2024
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East Albanian Pipeline

(n.) The act in which you take a vacuum, and insert in said love ones asshole, removing the shit from their intestines and draining them entirely.
Dude, would you be interested in an East Albanian Pipeline?
by Bigwigglyjugger June 19, 2022
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Albanian Toilet

When you shove someone you really dislike onto the floor, then proceed to excrete feces into their mouth and urinate up their nasal cavity.
Hey bro I ran into my highschool bully the other day so I gave him the Albanian Toilet.
by Jaxxkxx June 10, 2020
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