When a woman rips your penis off with her feet and lets her mouth fill up with blood until it erupts out of her mouth.
by Shnoomer September 23, 2025
Get the Albanian Footjob mug.The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.
by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025
Get the The Albanian Ass-Blaster mug.When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.
by Motorboater300 December 27, 2024
Get the Albanian Espresso Creamer mug.a sexual act of sticking a dildo to either side of a females hips, bending her over, and pretending to ride a lawnmower all whilst the penis is in the vagina.
by humanities fc September 13, 2022
Get the albanian chicken plower mug.Typically used in homoerotic experiences, the Albanian juicer is when one’s partner squeezes their testicles so aggressively, that their testicles turn to liquid, much like juicing a lemon.
by Cumgoggles420 June 5, 2024
Get the Albanian Juicer mug.(n.) The act in which you take a vacuum, and insert in said love ones asshole, removing the shit from their intestines and draining them entirely.
by Bigwigglyjugger June 19, 2022
Get the East Albanian Pipeline mug.When you shove someone you really dislike onto the floor, then proceed to excrete feces into their mouth and urinate up their nasal cavity.
by Jaxxkxx June 10, 2020
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