Thieves and also they are known as wacky tobaccy, Mary jane, jamaican broccoli, cannabis, poxoui, electric lettuce.
by Tzagger November 20, 2021

When you shove someone you really dislike onto the floor, then proceed to excrete feces into their mouth and urinate up their nasal cavity.
by Jaxxkxx June 10, 2020

Following a date when someone is third-wheeling, start having intercourse in front of the closet mirror and tell the third-wheeler to go home so that the two can watch themselves in the mirror.
We went on a date with a third-wheeler, and after at her place, I told the other guy to take an Albanian Mirror Selfie, and I kicked him out the door.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Hey Qazimi, Shaban, wanna go on an Albanian vacation and build a road alongside of a mountain? Po!
Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!
Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!
Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!
Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!
by Anton Kastraveci September 5, 2019

A sexual act where a male with strangely large balls inserts them into a another man’s anus, then removes them quickly to make a popping sound.
Josh-remember when we Albanian teabagged last night
Gary- when you removed your balls from my ass the pop was so loud you woke my sister up
Gary- when you removed your balls from my ass the pop was so loud you woke my sister up
by Andreiguodala June 7, 2023

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.
by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025

An "Albanian Gang" refers to a group of cybercriminals working together to create and distribute ransomware, encrypting files or networks until a ransom is paid.
by MrBAB May 21, 2024
